Kirby Blows Up Cappy Town

 is the first episode of Kirby: Not Right Back at Ya!.

Plot
Kirby blows up Cappy Town.

Characters

 * Kirby
 * King Dedede
 * Tuff

Scene 1
KIRBY is flying in his starship while shooting stars.
 * KIRBY: Boom... boom... boom-- huh?

KIRBY notices a planet shaped like a star
 * KIRBY: Wow! What a big star! I'm gonna shoot that one.

KIRBY shoots the star, but the laser bounces back to him.
 * KIRBY: Wha--

The laser hits the starship and it crashes on the planet.

Scene 2
KING DEDEDE finds the ship wreck.
 * KING DEDEDE: Whoa! What's this?
 * KIRBY: Hey! Hands offa my ship, will ya!

KIRBY comes out of his crashed ship, and notices the landscape.
 * KIRBY: Wow... how ugly.

KIRBY notices Cappy Town.
 * KIRBY: Hey! What's that?
 * KING DEDEDE: It's called a--
 * KIRBY: I didn't ask you anything!

KIRBY goes to Cappy Town and meets TUFF.
 * TUFF: Why hello the--
 * KIRBY: Shut up!

KIRBY notices a bomb shop and runs to it.

Scene 3
KIRBY is in the bomb store.
 * KIRBY: One super-ultra-hyper-big bomb please!
 * SHOP OWNER: Here you go, fella.

KIRBY runs out with the bomb in his hands.
 * KIRBY: Hehehe... idiot.

''KIRBY lights the fuse and runs to a safe spot.
 * KIRBY: Here we go!

''The bomb explodes, sending most of its residents to random planets in space. TUFF just arrives.''
 * TUFF: What have you done?! You blew up Cappy Town!
 * KIRBY: Well duh! The title of this episode is called "", right?
 * TUFF: Oh yeah... I guess that makes sense.
 * KIRBY: So I blew up Cappy Town, so what?
 * TUFF: Nevermind. They were boring anyway.
 * KIRBY: Whatever. Anyway, I'm leavin--

KIRBY notices his starship being destroyed by the blast.
 * KIRBY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Morals
None yet.